December 2010
“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via truthaboutd)
stfuky:
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct
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daffydelaney:
last night i realized that my brain just automatically makes a sex joke out of pretty much everything.
even especially in church.
the priest honestly said Christ’s coming every two damn seconds and i giggled every time because i have the mind of a fifteen year old boy.
and…
thats exactly how i think…& then i think the pastor can read my mind so i get...
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aliiisvolatpropriis-deactivated asked: Merry Christmas Beautiful :)
